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Aries- Waking up is not worth the effort, nothing fruitful will be accomplished by going out and working, feel free to enjoy the comfort and warmth of your bed till tomorrow morning.
Lucky thing to do- Feed a blue haired cat an ounce of gold
Lucky Color- Sky Blue
Taurus- Frogs are your friends, though kissing them might not lead to a handsome prince (certainly worth a try though), petting frogs may lead you to more welcome surprises than you would originally think.
Lucky thing to do- Hug frogs while watching episode 12 of the TV show friends
Lucky Color- Ultramarine Blue
Gemini-The stars have aligned and Gordon Ramsey shines upon you, your culinary endeavors have been blessed, look out for any kitchens and get going.
Lucky thing to do-We recommend singing out the hanuman chalisa in front of a photo of Gordon Ramsey in order to take full benefit of your culinary talents.
Lucky Color- Sea Blue
Cancer-Love is in the air, sadly so is corona so we recommend to instead focus on studies and let go of your innate need to search for mating partners for another day.
Lucky thing to do- We recommend staring at your RD Sharma text book mindlessly for extra marks in your next biology paper
Lucky Color- Navy Blue
Leo- The sun may rise from the east, you certainly won’t. Saturn and Jupiter had a fight and you were caught in the crossfire, the ensuing chaos destroyed your chances for having a fun day.
Lucky thing to do- Nothing can help you child, rest.
Lucky Color- Royal Blue
Virgo- Yesterday’s history, Tomorrow’s a mystery and Today is a trap. You will find yourself in increasingly uncomfortable situations with people you don’t know. In fact this may lead to more interesting discoveries like how these random people made it in your home.
Lucky things to do- Invest in better home security.
Lucky Color- Sapphire Blue
Libra- Money makes the world go around. Some people may want to scam you for money so keep your pockets to yourself. Do not give out money to strangers or even family; not even your dog is safe from suspicion.
Lucky thing to do- Pay us 3000 Rs in order to protect yourself from scammers.
Lucky Color- Alice Blue
Scorpio- Zoom classes and timetables, it all can get a little bit stressful. BUT worry not, for studies are really important, but you are going to fail anyways so it doesn’t really matter. Spend more time doing things you actually love, like reading or eating. If you loved studying well then tough luck.
Note- We encourage studying, it is a very important part of life, please don’t ruin your life by listening to a joke paper.
Lucky Color- Midnight Blue
Sagittarius-Today will be a very enjoyable day, a day for great untold fortunes, discovery, love and luxury. It will be the day of absolute joy, we all desperately needed in these troubled times; for everyone but you. Good luck in life to you.
Lucky thing to do- Jealousy is very dangerous just wait, ’Apna Time Aayega’.
Lucky Color- Cobalt Blue
Aquarius- Strangers may be nice to you, they also might not. Animals may be nice to you, they also might not. Your family may be nice to you, they also might not. Sincerely speaking you are an anomaly, no stars can tell your fate, peculiar creatures you humans can be.
Lucky Color- Prussian Blue
Capricorn- Hardships can be fruitful, they can be ever so rewarding, they can give us purpose in life. So push yourself, today is the day to experiment. Do as much as you can within the confines of your bedroom because if you leave, I’m afraid death is a guaranteed certainty.
Lucky thing to do- Buy our book named- 'How to overcome hardships from within your bedroom'.
Lucky Color- Cerulian Blue
Pisces- The other signs have it rough, but pisces today would enjoy days of fortune so rarely seen, Ali Baba would have been jealous. Take risks today, for they will all pay out. The day would be extremely profitable socially and financially.
Lucky thing to do- Read our book – 'How to be the same sign as the writer and get special treatment'.
Lucky Color- Charlotte Blue