Patient Reptile spotted at ST.MARYS

Here we see a monitor lizard in a foreign habitat. Having walked 348 miles from the nearest jungle, eager to be the first in its family to receive a formal education, the lone lizard walked all the way to the truly all-inclusive St. Mary’s School.

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The lizard, however, was disappointed to learn that the school had been closed due to a mysterious airborne disease. 

Soon, it realized that it did not have what is now required for an education, namely a photograph of Gandhi Ji on a weirdly shaped red note and a device with an internet connection.

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Not one to give up on its dreams, the lizard now waits patiently for the school to reopen so that it can finally receive the education it longs for. We wish you luck, dear friend!